Thorns On A Rose Bush

basedgodniall:

I LITERALLY DO 8 SECONDS OF WORK THEN REWARD MYSELF WITH 40 MINUTES OF TUMBLR LIKE CAN I STOP DOING THAT

(Source: nointerrruption, via barbershopping)

1o14:

i want world peace but there are people i want to kill first

(via nicole01)

sassygayherondales:

stylishirish:

horain:

stylishirish:

this guy i know throws this wild crazy party at the end of every school year and he invites literally everyone in our grade and this year i’m gonna call the cops ahead of time to shut it down because i once let him borrow a pencil and he never gave it back 

that’s a lot of anger over just 1 pencil.

it was a mechanical pencil 

you may proceed 

(via holdon-alittle-longer)

ursorum:

Doctor Who the hell cares 

(via thats-slightly-raven)

im kinda happy but i also really wanna get hit by a car at the same time

(Source: octupac, via thegirlnobodylikes)

voldie:

no mom I can’t go back to school tomorrow i’m still ugly

(via sex-tattoosandrocknroll)

bedpole:

wearing cute underwear makes me hate myself a little less

(via yourlieskeepyoualive)

darrynek:

*mom voice* you’re bored? clean your room

(via flurting)

unironicgoth:

my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees 

(via stardork)

exhaledoom:

did you know that bashing my music taste increases your chances of changing my opinion by 0%

(via maybe-ill-make-it-after-all)

sad-pixie:

i just dont think i should think anymore

(via l0n3lydrag0n)

laugh-addict:

(Source: screwsmissing, via goldythor)