1. du4ne:

    me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know

    (via brokenhearts-newstarts)

     
  2. tonilstark:

    the-fandoms-are-cool:

    the-drug-child:

    i love this more then i really should

    JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS

    PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE

    That is the best description I have ever heard.

    (Source: mrmiyahgi, via hunting-in-camelot)

     

  3. discrace:

    The devil doesn’t come dressed in black cape, red skin and pointy horns. He comes as everything you’ve ever wished for.

    (via mkwhatevs)

     

  4. toothpast:

    a-lovely-way-to-burn:

    moist-chicken-nuggers:

    juliyasss:

    moist-chicken-nuggers:

    juliyasss:

    moist-chicken-nuggers:

    juliyasss:

    Sing a love duet with me

    can i say something crazy

    I love crazy

    all my life has been a series of doors in my face

    and then suddenly i bump into you

    But with you
    I can find my own place

    love is an open dooooor

    until i slam it in ur face and try to murder u and ur sister

    image

    (Source: wannabe-belle, via getthemdrunkonrosewaterr)

     

  5. thatfunnyblog:

    When you go over a test that you failed and you finally understand the materialimage

    (Source: soft-grudge, via monsterdump)

     

  6. hyclropump:

    *gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*

    (via monsterdump)

     

  7. "

    Think about the first name you were ever called,
    and then think how long it took until
    you got called a pussy
    or a slut,
    or a bitch,
    or a whore,
    all of which are words that fall too close to ‘girl.’

    Think about the first time you got called a ‘girl’
    and they said it with a sneer.
    Like it was a bad thing.

    For a boy, it is the lowest degradation to get called a girl.
    For a girl, it is the lowest degradation to get called a girl.

    Remember, black widow spiders and female praying mantises eat their partners after intercourse.
    Remember, it’s the lionesses who hunt.
    They come back with bloody muzzles, dragging bloated carcasses as the alpha lion strides around with his mane puffing out.
    Remember, it’s only the female mosquitoes who drink blood.
    We’re the ones who do the necessary work, dirty our hands,
    fuck or fight or both.
    We’re often the smaller sex, which makes us a harder target
    as we slink close and sink our teeth in.

    Remember: we’re deadly.

    You should be proud to be called a girl.

    "
    — Most Female Killers Use Poison (via dylanludwig)

    (Source: theappleppielifestyle, via can-i-be-your-barbie-girl)

     

  8. godblesstyleroakley:

    2srooky:

    andystjohn:

    'girlfriend' by avril lavigne came out seven years ago

    hey hey
    you you
    i don’t like your fun fact

    No way
    No way
    I think you need to stop that

    (via orgasm)

     

  9. teenscoolest:

    losing everything but weight

    (via relahvant)

     

  10. notimefordirtytalk:

    You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.

    (Source: allyasavedthedayagain, via disagreed)

     

  11. If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends

    (Source: overdosed, via covered-in-bandaids)

     

  12. australiansanta:

    i forgot my earphones more like throw me off a building

    (via nothingbutscars)

     

  13. geodude:

    blazeberg:

    I wish I wasn’t white so my opinion would be valid on this site

    i wish i wasn’t black so my life would be worth something in this country

    (via acciothenoseofvoldemort)

     
  14. jennifer morrison

    (Source: nursejackies, via b-u-l-l-i-e-d)

     

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